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The Logical Hairs

Humorous, comical, foot stomping, quirky entertainment. Almost guaranteed to keep any audience vaguely interested.
In a time before The Logical Hairs there was another band. They were popular in a kind of unpopular way. When the unpopularity became unbearable, three of the members immediately got together and wrote some much better songs and formed a much better band. They developed a following at dole queues, chip shops and park benches. Soon they found themselves playing to five and sometimes ten people, some of whom occasionally looked up from their drinks. Brimming with enthusiasm they honed their skills to become the stadium packing act they are today.
In a rare interview, the intelligable member of the band was quoted as saying “Our songs normally reflect things in life that the audience can relate to and are definitely NOT about anyone we know.”

In order of inside leg measurement:

Lord Anthony “Hey Ho!” of Chins: Lead guitar and vocals
Sir Wolfington Stanley: Bass guitar and vocals
Professor Nigel Nigel N Sharp: Drums

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